Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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