Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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