uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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