if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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