He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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