But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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