I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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