Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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