I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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