I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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