my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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