im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
