there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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