just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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