i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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