My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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