3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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