my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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