Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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