Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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