i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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