My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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