If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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