Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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