i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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