She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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