The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude. I can hear the air.
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