Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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