just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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