I'd wear matching sweaters with you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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