May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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