but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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