You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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