Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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