I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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