Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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