I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sarcasm needs its own font
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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