bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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