eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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