kristin has been a bad kristin
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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