Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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