please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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