So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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