i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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