we're blogging at a bar
her vagine was all disorganized.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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