So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
