Porn is love you can see.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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