Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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