dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
