Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Randomize
