I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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