then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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