Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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