Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize