PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her