i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I think this conversation is over.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.