So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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