Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
