THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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