I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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