the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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